@ALBUM: rutles @SONG: ANOTHER DAY At times like these when enemies can number more than friends. A friend indeed is what I need, not someone who pretends. I'm on my way, I cannot stay another day. You're such a pain. Must I explain my every meaning to you? It's such a drag the way you nag at me and make me feel blue. I'm on my way, I cannot stay another day. You're so pusillanimous, oh yea. Nature's calling and I must go there. A glass of wine with Gertrude Stein I know I never share. But I don't mind. That's just the kind of cross each man must bare. I'm on my way, I cannot stay another day. Another day. I know the say that all the world's a stage. I'll play the fool, but as a rule, I'd rather act my age. I'm on my way, I cannot stay another day. (3 times) @SONG: BABY, LET ME BE Baby, let me be. Baby, set me free. I'm on my knees. I'm beggin' you, please. Won't you set me free, if you don't want me, baby, let me be. A'baby, let me be. A'baby, set me free. You treat me so bad. You made me so sad. Won't you set me free, if you don't want me, baby, let me be. Ooh! Wahh-hoo! You say you wanna settle down, but you keep runnin' around. What am I supposed to do? How can I keep lovin' you? @SONG: BETWEEN US X I'm looking at you. You're looking at me. Between us, it's all so easy to see. We were made for each other, girl. We were made for each other. Between us - love that we've got. Between us - two hearts are one. Between us - nothing can come between us. Whatever we do, whenever we kiss. Between you and me, it's not near a miss. We were made for each other, girl. We were made for each other. repeat X Between us - love that we've got. Between us - two hearts are one. Between us - nothing can come between us. Between us - nothing can come between us. Between us - nothing can come, nothing can come between us. @SONG: BLUE SUEDE SCHUBERT Well, you can take it any way you want. You can take it 'till it's back-to-front. You can Rock it 'till it's inside-out. Let me tell you what it's all about. It's a Rock 'n Roll symphony, And it's gonna be the death of me. Y They call me Blue Suede Schubert, the King of the bop. (Bop, Schubert, bop bop, Schubert) Blue Suede Schubert, I just can't stop. (Bop, Schubert, bop bop, Schubert) When I get that beat, my music is complete. Ow! Yea, well, it's crazy, but you know it's true. You gotta do what you gotta do. And I'm gonna have to sing my song, While my backbeat's goin' strong. Ev'rybody's Rockin' more and more. Keep 'em rollin' all around the floor. repeat Y, with last line: When I hear that drum, I'm gonna blow it all to Kingdom Come. Ah! repeat Y Blue Suede Schubert, Blue Suede Schubert, Blue Suede Schubert, Blue Suede Schubert, Blue Suede Schubert, When I'm dead, I'll drop. @SONG: CHEESE AND ONIONS I have always thought in the back of my mind, "Cheese and Onions". I have always thought that the world was unkind, "Cheese and Onions". Do I have to spell it out ? "C-H-E-E-S-E A-N-D O-N-I-O-N-S", oh no. X Man or machine (Man or machine) Keep yourself clean (Keep yourself clean) Or be a has-been (Ah-ah) Like Dinosaur, oh oh-oh. Y Man of advise (Man of advise) For ev'rything nice (Ev'rything nice) You'd better think twice (Ah-ah) At least once more, oh oh. repeat ad lib X - Y @SONG: DOUBLEBACK ALLEY People were proud in Doubleback Alley. Neighbors were loud but ever so paly. People would shout,joking about the smoke and the soot not filled with books, And milk-button's out. We had a good time in Doubleback Alley. The fences we'd climb and Father O'Maly. He'd clip your ear and steer you clear of the funny man in the Ice Cream van Who talked so queer. Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see, Happy, smiling faces if I flog my memory. Plenty to do in Doubleback Alley. Play peek-a-boo with Zach or with Sally. Bouncing a ball against a wall. Showing your drawers. You come indoors. Get out the cold. Y Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see, Happy, smiling faces if I flog my memory. Stinking of Gin in Doubleback Alley. Grinning a grin in Doubleback Alley. Kick it a spin, then go to win. Give us a break, Mother would it take. The milk-button's in. repeat Y two times Doubleback Alley... @SONG: GET UP AND GO Working up a fever in a one-horse town was a Jockey by the name of Joe. He didn't have a lot of what you might call "luck", But he had a lot of "get-up-'n-go". Y Get up 'n go, Get up 'n go, Get up 'n go back home. Get up 'n go, Get up 'n go, Get up 'n go back home. Tall in the saddle in a one-horse town, Joey knew someday he'd hit the road. He traded with a dealer for a pick up truck and was lookin' for a medium-load. repeat Y < Ow! Get up 'n go. Get up 'n go back home. Ev'rybody's waitin' for ya.> Cruisin' down the highway, doin' sixty-five, In the middle of the double-white line. Foot down on the gas and his head in the clouds. He didn't see the 'one way' sign. repeat Y < Ow! Get up 'n go. Get up 'n go back home. They're all waitin' for ya.> repeat Y 2 times @SONG: GOOD TIMES ROLL Hour after hour in a mind-worry town. A-thousand and nothings to do. Spending the day in a colorful way. Blue upon blue upon blue. Psychadelic grottescum, Pictas sai pluras per stein. Toffee and macarel gashen. Pineapple pie in the sky. X See how the good times roll. See how the good times roll. See how the good times roll away. See how the good times roll. See how the good times roll. See how the good times roll away. Like ice in a drink, invisible ink, or dreams in the cold light of day. The children of Rock 'n Roll never grow old, they just fade away. Drifting along on a comfortable cloud, dreaming of Drum Majorettes. Schwastica nightingale's use a new sheet. An elephant never forgets. repeat X ad lib @SONG: GOOSE STEP MAMA Ow! Goose step Mama, on the cover charge. Goose step Mama, taken by an' large. Why you take on with a tailor? Someone sold you to a sailor. Goose step Mama, oh yea, Goose step Mama. Goose step Mama, boogie all night long. Goose step Mama, you can do no wrong. You know how to reassemble. Empty hands and knees that tremble. Goose step Mama, oh yea, Goose step Mama, wah-hoo ! Y Girl's got something that makes you something. Something tells me loud and clear. In the end it comes to nothing. You've got nothing too, eins, zwei, drei, vier! Z Goose step Mama, with your Rock and Roll. Goose step Mama, with your heart of gold. You don't like to see me suffer. Love is tough, but life is tougher. Goose step Mama, oh yea, Goose step Mama, woo (awh) heh! repeat Y - repeat Z with last line Goose step Mama, oh yea, (4 times) @SONG: HOLD MY HAND X I'm not the kind of guy who likes to play Big Brother. But I've just seen your date outside. He's with another. I saw you both come in, but, clearly you're not meant for him, so Please please hold my hand. Y Hold my hand, yea yea. Hold my hand, yea yea. Hold my hand and I'll see you home. I want to tell you I'm in love with you completely. I'd like to take you far away from here discretely. Our love was meant to be and, Darling, it's a certainty, oh Please please hold my hand. @SONG: I MUST BE IN LOVE X I feel good. I feel bad. I feel happy. I feel sad. Am I in love? (Ah-ah) I must be in love. I feel rich (ooh, la la-la) I feel poor (ooh, la la-la) I'm in doubt (ooh, la la-la) I feel sure (ooh, la la-la) Am I in love? (Ah-ah) I must be in love. Y Anytime of the day I can see (I can see) her face when I close my eyes (woo). She's a dream (she's a dream) She is real (she is real) Can't explain (can't explain) How I feel (how I feel) Am I in love? (Ah-ah) I must be in love. repeat Y Am I dead (ooh, la la-la) or alive? (ooh, la la-la) Can my poor heart (ooh, la la-la) survive? (ooh, la la-la) Am I in love? (Ah-ah) I must be in love. I feel good (I feel good) I feel bad (I feel bad) I feel happy (I feel happy) I feel sad (I feel sad) Am I in love? (Ah-ah) I must be in love. I must be in love (3 times) @SONG: IT'S LOOKING GOOD There was no one in my life 'till I met you. You brought me love and taught me how to smile. You picked me up when I was feelin' blue. From now on, my future is worth while. X It's looking good, It's looking good, It's looking good, It's looking good, It's looking good. Now that you have given me reason to live I will stay forever by your side And give you all the lovin' I can give. Just say the word and be my bride. repeat X I'm not throwing caution to the winds, oh no. Love is not an easy game to play. Tho' I may not be a man of words, yea yea. There is one thing I feel that I should say. repeat X two times It's looking good. It's looking good. It's looking good. It's looking good. @SONG: LET'S BE NATURAL Time goes by, as we all know, Naturally. People come and people go, Naturally. X Let's be Natural - ever since the world began. Let's be Natural - every woman, every man. Let's be Natural - as part of Nature's plan. Let's be Natural - Oh yea. Stars are in the sky above, Naturally. People rise and fall in love, Naturally. repeat X Ev'rything is ev'rything, Naturally. Yea, people cry, laugh and sing, Naturally. repeat X People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. People be so natural. @SONG: LIVING IN HOPE I grew up in the Country, beside a chicken shack. So I left for the City, and I didn't look back. Now I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Yes, I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope-. Walkin' 'round the City, feelin' all alone. Nobody told me the streets are paved with stone. But I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Yes, I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) I'm livin' in hope-. Can't find my feet or a friendly face in this God-forsaken town. Nobody stops to lend a hand unless they wanna put you down. No. Got no woman or a steady job. Feelin' like a cowboy and lookin' like a slob. But I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Yes, I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) I'm livin' in hope-. Nothin' in my pocket. Nowhere to go. Lookin' for a handout but no one wants to know Why I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Yes, I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope-. I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Yes, I'm livin' in hope. (Livin' in hope) Livin' in hope-. @SONG: LOVE LIFE Love Life, Love Life, Love Life, Love Life. Make up your mind (Love Life) in your own time (Love Life) To live is to live (Love Life) To love is sublime (Love Life) X Where there's a will, there's a way. Love is the meaning of life. Life is the meaning of love. Love Life, Love Life, Love Life, Love Life. People give thanks (Love Life) People rejoice (Love Life) Given the chance (Love Life) Given the choice (Love Life) repeat X Love Life, Love Life, Love Life, Love Life. ... repeat X Ev'rybody ... All together now ... (Love is the meaning of life. Life is the meaning of love) ... Hold my hand, yea yea ... @SONG: NEVERTHELESS In this day and age, love is all the rage. Life goes on, it only goes to show. (Ah-ah-ah) It's not my cup of tea. It's all the same to me. For we are here today and gone tomorrow. (We are here today and gone tomorrow) Nevertheless, make the most of it, make the most of it. Nevertheless, (Ah-ah) Nevertheless, (Ah-ah) Nevertheless, (Ah-ah) Nevertheless, (Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah, Ah-ah-ah). @SONG: NUMBER ONE X Number one Number one (Number one Number one) You're my Number one (You're my Number one) You're my second-to-none (You're my second-to-none) Number one Number one (Number one Number one, ooh) Y One and one make two, and I'll look after you. Number one Number one (Number one Number one) You're my Number one (You're my Number one, ooh) When I fell for you, I didn't need a shove. Now that we are two, it all adds up to love ... to love. repeat X - Y My teacher couldn't teach me. I had no time for school. No one there could reach me, but baby, I'm no fool ... no fool. repeat X - Y Ahh - ahh - ahh - ahh. Number One ! @SONG: OUCH! (Ouch !) You're breakin' my heart. (Ouch !) I'm fallin' apart. (Ouch! ow ow ouch). (When) When we first met (When we first met) I must admit I fell for you right from the start ( I must admit I fell for you right from the start). (Now) Now when we meet (Now when we meet) all kinds of things, it seems to upset the apple cart (All kinds of things, it seems to upset the apple cart). X Ouch - Don't desert me. Ouch - Please don't hurt me. Ouch ow ow ouch. (What) What is this thing called (What is this thing) love? Why do they say it makes the world go 'round? (Called love. Why do they say it makes the world go 'round? repeat X (I) I can't explain (I can't explain) the way I feel for you my feet don't touch the ground. (The way I feel for you, my feet don't touch the ground). repeat X two times - end on C6 @SONG: PIGGY IN THE MIDDLE I know you know what you know, but you should know by now that you're not me. Talking 'bout a month of Sundays.Toppy knows wet weekend as far as I can see. X Hey Diddle Diddle (woo) The Cat and the fiddle (woo) Piggy in the middle (woo) Doo wuppa bloo. Bible-punchin' heavy-weight evangelistic boxing kangaroo. Orangutang. A man of Congo. Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, even Pluto too. repeat X ... state no harm. There's no way you get both the set ... One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yea. They say Revolution's in the air. I've got it in my underwear, but I don't care. repeat X Walkie-talkie man says "hello hello hello" with his ballerina boots, You can tell he's always on his toes. Hanging on a Christmas tree. Dreaming like a Bogey man. Get it off my nose. repeat X Now, this little piggy went to Market, This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none. And this little piggy went "woo-!" all the way home. @SONG: WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU Shoot me down in flames if I should tell a lie. Cross my heart, I promise that it's true. I've been in love so many times before, but never with a girl like you. With a girl like you to hold and be beside. With a girl like you to fill my heart with pride and joy. With a girl like you I know where I belong. With a girl like you I know I can be strong. Y You know I won't bring you any pain. I won't run around again. There'll be nothing to explain with a girl like you. repeat Y