"The Muppet Show" (Opening)
thanks to Jeffrey Creamer (sjcrea@mac.cc.macalstr.edu)
Kermit:
- It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, _____!
Females:
- It's time to play the music
- It's time to light the lights
- It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Males:
- It's time to put on makeup
- It's time to dress up right
- It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
Waldorf:
- Why do we always come here
Statler:
- I guess we'll never know
Waldorf:
- It's like a kind of torture
both:
- To have to watch the show
(brief interlude)
Muppets:
- And now let's get things started
Audience:
- Why don't you get things started
Kermit:
- It's time to get things started
Muppets:
- on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational this is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)