The Jazz Butcher - Love Kittens

from the album A Bath Of Bacon


(spoken) It was a foggy night, in old London-town, when I came across
a little old man.  Oh, he was looking very down.  He looked so sad.
He must have suffered something very bad.  At first I couldn't think
what to say, but then I told him:

Meow (x11)

Chorus:

You better
Love kittens
Cause kittens are loveable
Love kittens
They're the only friends you have
Love kittens
Cause kittens aren't horrible
Love kittens

Kittens are sweet
Kittens play with balls of string in a kittenish way
Always tiny, really ?
Kittens are the best friends that I ever knew

Kittens are sweet
Kittens are small
Kittens are only six inches tall
Kittens are finding out all the time
Kittens find out about you

Chorus

Love kittens
The crown of God's creation
Love kittens
If you want to be smart
Love kittens
For all the consolation
Love kittens
Kittens mend a broken heart
Love kittens
Kittens mend a broken heart
Love kittens
Kittens mend a broken heart